May 2010
8 posts
My Odds Today:
10% chance of spontaneous yodeling
32% chance of performing a “falcon kick”
23% chance of using the phrase “Oh Christ-Crackers”
2% chance of catching that God damn Entei
91% chance of tripping over a quail with three white spots on its back wing
No chance of listening to Paramore
98% chance of looking at pictures of Paramore’s singer on the internet
74% chance...
